“Britney Spears may not be capable of signing record deals and buying homes, but when it comes to a simple shoe purchase, she’s a regular shopping ninja.

We’ve learned Britney is using her bodyguard’s credit card to score purchases that don’t fit into her conservatorship budget.

Britney hit up the Steve Madden store in the Valley over the weekend and bought 2 pairs of boots. We’re told Brit paid for the new kicks with a credit card, but the card had the name of one of her bodyguards on it.

The store employees gave Britney a hard time over the card … because she signed her own name on the dotted line. We’re told Britney convinced the clerk the person named on the card is an employee of her company and she was entitled to use it.

Here’s the thing: Under the terms of the conservatorship Britney has a credit card with a limit of $1,500 a week.”

Niceee!

Source: tmz.com

“Since signing up to be the face of Candie’s last March, Britney Spears has starred in multiple sweet-and-sexy campaigns for the brand, which is available exclusively at Kohl’s. And now Candie’s and Kohl’s are announcing that they are renewing their exclusive partnership with the pop star, who will continue to appear in their advertisements and marketing campaigns through 2010. Stay tuned here for her next ads…”

Source: peoplestylewatch.com

“Britney, who has a lengthy history of odd behaviour, has taken to trotting around the Mondrian Hotel mimicking the troublesome child, who speaks with a plummy British accent.

A source said: “Britney has developed a real fascination for Family Guy.

“She’s been staying in the hotel’s penthouse suite and has been watching box sets. She really likes Stewie and has been trying to copy his British accent.

“It’s a bit weird, especially when she’s in the gym speaking like a camp Brit.”"

Even if this was true, it shouldn’t be so big of a deal. Come on, we imitate Stewie all the time. It doesn’t mean she’s deranged…

Source: thesun.co.uk

“Britney Spears was rocking some new hardware on Friday. The popstar was spotted around town wearing a new diamond accessory.

No, she isn’t making a third trip down the aisle (at least not yet!).

Spears bought herself a new diamond pendant after stopping at a jewelry store in Calabasas, Calif.
Spears left with a big smile on her face. Clearly diamonds are still a girl’s best friend!”

Looks great, Brit!

Source: radaronline.com

“Russell Brand’s missus asked for back-to-back Britney tracks to be played during a recent photo shoot for a US mag.

One of her hunky models told us: “They started playing some of Katy’s music and she told them to take it off and only play Britney.””

Only play Britney? Now that sounds like a fun photoshoot!
(But then again, I’d rather listen to Britney music, too.)

Source: dailystar.co.uk

Britney was caught shopping at Barnes And Nobles today before visiting a nail salon in Calabasas, CA.
Looking great today, Brit!

Source: bricksandstonesgossip.com

A little while ago, TMZ posted the following article:

“Britney Spears will be in court today in her conservatorship case, sources tell TMZ, because the court commissioner wants to see how she’s doing.

We’re told Britney will show up for a 1:30 PM meeting with the commissioner — in the commissioner’s chambers. We’re told Britney will be accompanied by lawyers for the estate and, presumably, daddy Jamie Spears.

Our sources say this chambers meeting is not about ending the conservatorship. We’re told the lawyers have not filed a petition to end the conservatorship, at least not yet.

As we first reported, however, the lawyers and Jamie — and Britney for sure — want to begin the process of undoing the personal conservatorship.

As for why Commissioner Reva Goetz wants to see Britney, we know the topic of ending the conservatorship has been discussed with the commissioner. It’s not unusual for a commissioner to call the subject of the conservatorship into court to see how he/she is progressing.”

But of course, the paparazzi pounced on the opportunity, so TMZ recently posted another article saying that Britney won’t be showing up after all:

“Change of plans … Britney Spears won’t be heading to court today — because the commissioner is concerned about Brit being overrun by the media.

Turns out — the story we published just a few hours ago had quite the reaction — it became obvious a slew of cameras would appear for the 1:30 hearing. So the commish and others in the case have canceled her appearance.”

Take that, you sucker paps!

Producer Lago has spit out a few more tweets about Britney lately, in which she’s said:

“I love yall Britney fans on here! Yall the most loyal HANDZ DOWN! All very sweet & bit neurotic but that’s a good thing! I can appeciate it!”

and

“Just know this…. It will be going down again! She’s in a great place! #britney2010″

Once again, I’m a huge fan of Lago, and that “HANDZ” in the post screams “Danja” to me. Lago and Danja working together are unstoppable. Can’t wait to hear what they’ve got in store for us!